Nintendo DS: the latest secret terrorist
Rampant PSP fanboyism can totally be seen in households. A mother in Indiana is currently kicking up a stink after discovering an alleged religious vaguely Islamic secret terrorist gibberish...
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Great, the in-laws again
It’s no secret that when it comes to weddings, women get a little crazy. (Just ask our own Rick Snee. Two words: Bride Zilla.) There’s just something about weddings that makes women jealous of each...
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Maybe he can face some theoretical jail time?
Let’s be honest here, people: there should probably be some technical terms for multiple levels of stupid. For now I’ll just make some up: if you have to gauge the actions of the guy in this story and...
View ArticleOh sure, it’s all fun and addiction until someone loses $125,000
Dear America, Stop being a big ol’ dummy-face. It’s not a casino’s fault if you lose an eighth of a million dollars in one solitary night; however, it’s definitely your fault. It’s not a casino’s fault...
View ArticleNo rabid dogs allowed
When author Stephen King heard that a unit with the Maine National Guard was looking to travel home from training in Indiana for Christmas, King forked over $12,999 to help finance a pair of charter...
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Must’ve been all that sexy abstinence talk
When family values Rep. Mark Souder (R-Ind.) announced he would resign his congressional seat after his affair with a female staffer, we were surprised. No, not because it was with a woman. We were...
View ArticleTeen’s plans for mischief end all awash
I have big news for all of you. I hope you’re sitting down, as this might surprise you. Ready? Okay. People are apparently still using water balloons. Who would’ve guessed, right? A Bloomington,...
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It takes balls to let the Internet name a building
American democracy–which historians contrast with ancient Greek democracy as “less homoerotic”–is on the ropes in Indiana. Fort Wayne city and county officials opened up a public vote to name their new...
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FDA maintains gays are, respectfully, plague rats
Bio-Blood Components Inc.–which doesn’t sound like the name of a Bond villain’s operation at all–might face a lawsuit from Aaron Pace. Pace says that he was not allowed to donate blood because a staff...
View ArticleIKEA free gun giveaway scuttled
IKEA is a rough place. You’ve got hundreds of people all crammed into one long line of showrooms, figuring out what furniture they want to assemble, use and leave when they move out of their apartment....
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